[Intro]

Ticket number BUG Six-Six-Six.

Severity: One.
Priority: Pending.
Owner: Unassigned.
Release: Unchanged.

[Verse - Female Vocal]

A customer removes a role, then adds it back—
The purge begins at table three.
Projects vanish row by row
While every dashboard answers slow.

We filmed the sequence, saved the trace,
Restored the backup, ran the case.
No theory left, no doubt to sever:
Severity One, Priority Never.

[Chorus - Choir]

Severity One, Priority Never—
Critical now, postponed forever.
Red on the board, black in the ledger,
Known by all and owned by no one.

When the timeline guards the error,
The release becomes the terror.

[Verse - Female Vocal]

Victor asks, "How often used?"
Priya answers, "Often enough."
"Can we hide the menu choice
And handle failures through support?"

A purple label joins the thread:
"Monitor after launch instead."
A one-line note beneath the severed
Says Severity One, Priority Never.

[Chorus - Choir]

Severity One, Priority Never—
Critical now, postponed forever.
Red on the board, black in the ledger,
Known by all and owned by no one.

When the calendar outranks the user,
Every signer joins the failure.

[Cello Interlude]

[Verse - Female Vocal]

At midnight our automated run
Creates five projects, loses one.
At one it loses three of six.
At two the backup script conflicts.

The Failed stamp strikes the wooden desk.
The sound echoes through the test.
Three clipped blows, a measured pressure:
No priority can change the measure.

[Bridge - Female Vocal]

A severity without action
Is an obituary in draft.
A priority without ownership
Is permission for the crash.

[Final Chorus - Choir]

Severity One, Priority Never—
Not after this, not now, not ever.
BUG Six-Six-Six remains the measure
Of a company that chose the calendar.

A warning ignored is still a warning,
And known defects live forever.

[Outro]

Severity: One.
Priority: Raised.
Owner: Still absent.
Release: Still unchanged.

BUG Six-Six-Six remains open.
